I Do Not Need Any More Books!

Yes, I said it. Authors, please, pretty please, with a cherry on top, STOP writing books so intriguing that the blurb forces me to add it to my wishlist.

Six hundred and seven. That’s how many books are on my “Want to Read” list on Goodreads.**

Fifty-eight. That’s how many books sit, waiting to be read, on my living room bookshelf.

Do you know what it would take for me to complete six hundred and sixty-five books in this lifetime? I would have to read a book a month until I’m 106 years old. Or two books a month until I’m 79.* And that’s without adding any new books to my list.

So, please, you monsters. I beg you. Please stop writing such fantastic books.

*I cannot guarantee that my math is correct here, but still … it’s a whole lotta books.

**After going through my Goodreads list, it seems there are duplicates. But no matter. It’s still a LOT of books.

These are just a few titles I’m excited about. Are any of these on your TBR pile?