My first stab at writing a "bizarro fiction" story.

Why is everyone so fragile?

So many books, so little time.

I’m getting old, and I don’t like it one bit.

I will not be using an antique typewriter to write my next novel. But I will be aiming for 50,000 words during the month of November!

I’ve gained how much? Geez.

As an indie author, I am the boss. But am I the BOSS?

It’s about time to get fit, for reals this time.

For my midlife crisis, I will …

Writing contests have been entered. Now it’s wait time.

My weight-loss plan is under construction.

Ch-ch-ch-changes. Nerve-wracking but necessary.

Vote in my poll: What should I do for my midlife crisis?

Guest article by Joy E. Held offers an online course at a discount.

Wee wee wee! I’m under 150!

What? I can’t have a third piece of cake? But it’s Nothing Bundt Cakes!

Join the Twitter writing community in #30Words30Days.

Can I just sleep until we gain an hour back?

When life gives you lemons … have a burger and curly fries.

Under the Pawpaw Trees is moving right along.